Invisible chair

When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out

"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"

by daka daka bill$ July 27, 2016

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Cheat Chain

Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.

"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."

"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."

"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."

by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016

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