April 2nd

This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.
Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can

Okay!! Can we cuddle
No

But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet
by Rara/rairai April 01, 2021
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April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.
You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.
by peewcock April 06, 2023
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
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No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary
Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!
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April Dawn Kite

April is love out of the darkness,
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,

She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
April Dawn Kite is love forever,!!!
by 2Lucid May 08, 2021
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