Chris

A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris

Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.

by ReeeeMaster November 1, 2018

Chris

A badass Fortnite goat with big peen and all the girls he wants.

Hey that’s Chris step back.

by Chris lover 773 March 29, 2020

Chris Pratt

The first man in marvel history to say the f-word.

Hey bro, did you hear that Chris Pratt was the guy in a marvel movie to say the f-word

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??

Chris, stop being annoying.

by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018

chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}

brooo your sooo like chris

by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018

Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

chris pratt syndrome

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.

Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome

by splintthefirst January 5, 2024