by DarkArc December 19, 2024
Worst than a Street Rat
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 29, 2022
Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.
Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.
by puffin tuffnstuff June 07, 2023
by RatLeeIn April 20, 2022
“behaved rat” is a fun nickname to call your friends! If you can’t think of a nickname for your friend use behaved rat!
my friend is a behaved rat!
by loser lex April 06, 2021
Why is there this winged rat over here?
by UDfan1234567890 January 18, 2019