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Facebook Fibber

A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.
Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?

Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
by Andi412 June 22, 2010
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Facebook Massacring

When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.
we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now
by Tinkrbelle August 6, 2010
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facebook time

The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.
Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.

I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011
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facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.
I like chesse burgers facebookally
by Stevo343 March 2, 2011
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facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
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Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
by Dankap March 24, 2011
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Facebook duty

Facebook duty is

1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".

2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.

3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..

Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.

friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
by jakiro79 March 29, 2011
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Facebook Popping

The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.
Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
by BigassBootyPlaya September 3, 2011
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