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Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
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Waxy O’Connor

When you are at Waxy O’connor’s in London (on st. Patrick’s day) and an Irish bloke takes your scarf, wraps it around your eyes, and says “kiss me I’m Irish” later takin to the loo and taking the proper piss out of your anal cavity. Usually involved with the intake of Yager bombs.
I drank so much last night, I got proper Waxy O’Connored. Fuckin hell mate, I woke up in the loo with some bloke giving me his Irish sausage. Felt like waking up the morning after a SigEp party.
by Emmet B. Hurley March 18, 2025
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Pulling a Conor

To do something out of goonstinct (gooner instinct)
Person 1: “I just went to town on my meat to Sky from Paw Patrol. Weirdest part is that I did it subconsciously.”

Person 2: “Hell nah you’re pulling a Conor”
by Ass Clappicus April 14, 2025
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Dragging the Rounded Corner

The act of preforming a task which seems simple but is otherwise impossible given the circumstances.
"I told him to not shovel during a snowstorm, but he's out there dragging the rounded corner."
by 2fit February 7, 2026
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McGrath's Corner

A principle of horror centred around the belief that not showing something scary is more effective than showing the horror, due to the theatre of the mind being much more effective than anything visual. Usually utilised in 'Quiet' Horror.
"The scariest horror stories utilise McGrath's Corner when creating scenes of tension."
by anerdgummycluster March 6, 2026
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Busting a cornbread

Busting a cornbread is when you either; are dehydrated or sweat a lot causing your nut to get chunky, and solid.
“Ay this man John didn’t drink for 3 days! His girl said he was busting a cornbread for 3 hours!”
by Lil Cenat October 20, 2025
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