crack missile

When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.
The woman at the pool has a crack missile sticking out of her shorts.
by Jknowsgreen December 22, 2014
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crack brownies

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.
by Crackbrownie June 02, 2019
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 01, 2023
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Cracking that

When a guy has been fucking a girl he may or may not be dating
by Potatoes toes September 14, 2023
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I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school
I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul
by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
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Cracked asf

PAXTON aka literallyfryingpan.
by Paxton Jenkins February 03, 2021
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Pins n cracks

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)
“Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”
by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020
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