Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

the smallest bird

Opposite of the biggest bird.

1) I'm the biggest bird
2) nah u the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023

Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys

Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it

by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

Bird hunting

When you are on the hunt for things to re reowner items you can grab and re sell for a profit

Me an my homie got some bad ass shit when we went bird hunting yesterday

by Wylder youngan April 5, 2023

Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.

Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!

by WOLFYgold3D September 22, 2016