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commuty call

Commuty call

(noun) Similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have gone along with it. The person who originates the commuty call is either commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend", for his/her own entertainment until the destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the call is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Tell tale signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended.
"John, you're calling me on your way home from work for the third time this week. Is this a commuty call?"
by Brian and Linda J May 27, 2017
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spam calling

When someone keeps calling you over and over again if you don’t answer your phone
E.J will you stop spam calling me your driving me crazy.
by Royboy76 June 21, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
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Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"
by G4nero November 1, 2023
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Called

Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"

Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"

Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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Call Of Duty

The most underrated game because everyone on urban dictionary hates this game
Urban dictionary: call of duty sucks
Me: at least we have better things to keep us busy
by anonymous January 9, 2021
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