Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

chunder chair

The chair upon which one has chundered

Hey your sat on his chunder chair

by Ungowa January 21, 2016

silly chair

It is when one thinks they are about to fall out of a chair, usually drug related

The weed put her in a silly chair

by Megster.J May 3, 2016

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Cheating Chain

When a male or female cheat on multiple people.

That hoe started a cheating chain with that group of friends over there.

by Anonymous3027 July 9, 2016

porridge chain

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

by dildohandler May 29, 2016

video chaining

The act of watching one video after another from each newly created list of suggested videos.

I was video chaining for three hours on YouTube last night.

by borkul May 28, 2016