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mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.
Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.
by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021
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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
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The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021
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stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway
by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021
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Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS
He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY
by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018
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Boners

Name for the people who watch the YouTuber Dani
Dani: what's up boners?
by Boopy1233 January 4, 2024
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booby boner

when it’s nippy anywhere and you boobies ppp out like a cone shaped boner.
wow she has a bad case of the booby boner
by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017
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