Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.
"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017

describing a girls hair (or long hair in general) after they ride on a motorcycle or in a convertible.
The knotting that is done by the wind to hair.
The knotting that is done by the wind to hair.
Dave gave me a ride on the back of his harley. It would have been a lot more sexy if I didn't have an American Braid when we finally got to his place.
by Rachelclugston November 16, 2016

Getting out of your car at a redlight and run around your car clockwise as many times as you can with an extremely large American flag.
by Lil_fig February 22, 2017

A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and played like trouble and at the end of the game it have a explosion sound base built into the board game comes with 2 game pieces MUAHLONNBE and MEXIT TOEHUN if MUAHLONNBE lands on the explosion blow up game over for player 1 but if player 2 game piece MEXIT TOEHUN lands on the explosion blow up then player 2 lose and the board game celebrates for player 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DOUBJruLE MUAHLONNBExplosion. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 16, 2022

Noun. A "white" citizen, naturally born in the United States of America, who has lived abroad on the African continent for a time long enough, so that he or she no longer sounds like an American, and at the same time, he or she will never be a "black" African, and doesn't sound like a "white" African.
The missionary from the USA is an African-American after living n South Africa and learning to speak the Zulu language and culture for 13 years.
by South African Sledgehammer December 13, 2020

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
by Baatar March 16, 2024

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
by zachzach September 15, 2008
