jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 16, 2005

breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man August 6, 2015

Nut swimmer

A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts

Hey! What are you nut swimmers up to?

by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 18, 2022

bust a nut

You jack off your dingaling until you “Bust a nut” or cum

“ i got to go bust a nut “

by Suckanimaginarycock January 27, 2018

nuts and elves

When a person is burping up Burger King onion rings, at a Dave Matthews tailgate, like nothing else.

I'm burpin' up these onion rings like nuts and elves

by watkins32 June 27, 2010

Soup to nuts

The phrase “soup to nuts” does not exist. If you hear someone say that “soup to nuts” is a real phrase tell them soup deez nuts

Person 1: well from soup to nuts-
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

by Big moth July 21, 2023