Skip to main content

porn

When you watch a video online of people having sex.
dude, how do you get all that porn? on Xvideos, of course!
by Lilbitch August 21, 2017
mugGet the pornmug.

Porn

Why are you searching porn on Urban Dictionary? Go to Pornhub for that.
by UltimateDoge April 13, 2025
mugGet the Pornmug.

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
by giorgio4 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Soft Pornmug.

Porn

It destroys you it makes you feel insecured, depressed, stressed, and feel like no one loves you. Porn destroy yo ur love interest once you watch it once you can’t stop again
porn has destroyed me. Porn wants me to harm myself. Porn ruined my life..
by dearuri. October 10, 2022
mugGet the Pornmug.

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all
Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good
by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022
mugGet the cereal pornmug.

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo
Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn
by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024
mugGet the orangutan pornmug.

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
mugGet the Comfort Pornmug.

Share this definition