Happiness

The ability to be able to suck oneself off.
by TheTableLeg July 20, 2022
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It can mean a lot of things, each person has a way of obtaining happiness from whoever, whatever, wherever they like. It can be a group of people, a group of funny kind hearted people that makes you happy whenever you see them. That also, can be happiness for you.
They are my happiness.
Thank you for being my happiness.
by Havitokki March 25, 2022
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Steven looked pretty happy but I guess it's hard not to be when you have your own personal fuck slave! That's hilarious!"
Hym "You've conflated 'Happiness' with acting out your narcissistic faith and/or groveling at the feet (or at least pretending to) of you Mad Jim Jaspers. So it's impossible for anyone to 'look happy' to you, you fucking idiot. Anyone who isn't married with kids CANNOT be happy to you. It's a semantic pitfall-trap because even is someone looks happy they can't 'be' happy without acting out your definition of happy. Steven was doing that. Look how happy he is. A week ago he would have used that as evidence of superiority. Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask: What's the name of your wife's surgeon friend?"
by Hym Iam May 03, 2023
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What happened to happiness not being a metric for virtue? Oooooooooh. It's a metric when it's convenient. It's convenient when you can use it as a cudgel to disparage your opposition for their lack of it. Or your a priori presupposition that they lack it.
Hym "I still maintain that happiness is a warm gun but you see how full of shit they (not the jews in general but those people specifically) are? Just a second ago happiness isn't the thing you for which you should be striving. Like.... You have 100 videos of YOU saying that happiness is not a measure of virtue. And now you are using lack of happiness as evidence of LACK of virtue. You can't have it both ways. My proposition isn't even that you SHOULDN'T have kids. It's that having children is divorced from virtue in the way that happiness was divored from virtue... I mean, up until 69 second ago. You'd think you'd try to push back on the deceitful jew stereotype by... you know... not being deceitful... or not being a jew.... convert to MY religion. You don't get to be the intimation of God anymore but... You know there's good television for you to watch... 🤷 This is what the 'reality is perception' crowd is like. Reality isn't reality. Reality is how I'm framing it from moment to moment. Regardless of the lack of continuity in my speech. Look at him. Watch him. Watch him try to reframe it so he can have it both ways. Or just distance himself from the position until you forget and then use one or the other of the two opposing positions, whenever it's convenient."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
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Happiness

1. A state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy.

2. A pleasurable or satisfying experience.

3. Emotions experienced when in a state of well-being.
"They made a toast to long life and happiness"

"Her happiness was complete when she got her very own house"
by Riiita February 28, 2018
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"why are you so happy?"
"marks smile defines happiness thats why bitch."
by merkiplier April 24, 2021
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Happiness

Imagine a Kyle siting on a bean bag chair, baked out of his mind, smiling to himself.
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