bum gouge

a piece of bad information that usually results in a girl being anally penetrated and the guy shitting on her head.

1. "why did you tell me that freakazoid is a normal guy? that was the most janky bum gouge you've ever given me!"
2. "i've gotta take a shower after that bum gouge last night."

by SlooterMcGooter69 October 1, 2012

icy bum

the rejection you get when attempting to infiltrate the arse crack of your honey.

just tried to pull off a sly insertion into my girlfriends clag hole but she clamped up and gave me the icy bum treatment.

by ravenutter November 9, 2012

Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg

Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts

by The tinker July 31, 2012

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

trackie bums

A British/English term for sweatpants or lounge pants.

Kaelyn: What did you buy at Victoria's secret?
Lucy: A new pair of trackie bums! They're purple and say PINK down the side! Ironic?

by longlivethequeenb September 20, 2013

Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.

"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."

by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011

Bum rutting

Another euphemism for anal sex

Bro: How'd it go with Sarah last night?

Bro 2: Had some major bum rutting

*high five*

by GiantCake December 4, 2011