blue box

Noun - a person's fakest smile; a person's generic picture smile

Origin: Kraft commercials stating, "Kids like the one in the blue box cause it's the cheesiest."

Damn, where's the camera? Kelly's got his blue box on.

Jake: Seriously, I don't mind at all.
Jess: Really, then why are you shootin' me the blue box?

by Jake/JCatt December 6, 2006

blue monkey

in the wenter if you blow your nose on a dirty snot rag, useing the same one all year. when you pull it out of the top right or top left pocket and drop it on hte ground, you call that a blue monkey

i found a blue monkey in my boy friends pocket yester day... EEEEW

by bobrio November 7, 2004

blue waffle

it is a disease on the vagina which makes ass hole and vagina area turn blue usually tastes good x:P

www.bluewaffle.com blue waffle

by CMKID March 12, 2010

Blue Pancake

A penis that is so damaged and brused that it splits down the middle and flops out on the table.

Jeremy, "Ohhh bruh me penis kills"
Tom, "let me take a look"
Jeremy, "okay"
Tom, "fucking hell i think u got a blue pancake"

by PickleXMushroom November 15, 2016

Immune the Blue

Amazing hunter from the game Regnum Online, one of the best hunters in the game. A wonderful friend who is very loyal. Often quiet, but very smart, when he speaks what he says is worth listening to, and is usually very funny.

Immune the Blue just pwned that band of syrtan noobs at our market again.

by Bellelaide March 22, 2011

blue room

The nerd's way of referring to the world outside their house and its usual daytime 'ceiling color'.

Uh how do you mean 'get a life'? Does that mean I'll have to go out into the blue room with the scary burning yellow light?

by blaat September 20, 2008

BLUE-JOB

When shes got a face like a glazed doughnut.

You know, after a blue-job, the crusty white sticky stuff on glazed doughnuts.

by Holgazano April 9, 2009