Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)

omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!

by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018

Ball up top

Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.

Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.

by checkball March 9, 2025

Top donny

To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect

Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!

by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023

Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla

She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.

by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021

white top

Only applies to areas where police cars have their tops painted white.

Police car.

Yo, slow the fuck down! That’s a white top up there.

by Kahjite September 25, 2023