Top Bunk

When a guy sits on someone's, often another male, face and gets his ass ate

Brads a total top bunk...

Brads sniffin his panties again? top bunk activity right there

by BottomBunk August 10, 2025

Top tier sniz

The finest of your local poon-pool, usually including but not limited to Asian, blonde and ginger chicks that have a babe face and are on average ~50kg and >=1.75m.

1) Dude did you know last night Mark went out with Jess ?
- No way he did bro, the one that makes all the other girls look like your mom?

2) -HR Manager: I am sorry this PR position is reserved for top tier sniz only.
- Are you saying I am not a 10/10 ? Imma burn this place to the ground.

3) Dude I am so falling for Sarah, what a top tier sniz!
- All the other chicks look like hens compared to her.

by Danisoutside March 16, 2023

Top

Short for „that’s on periodt“, meaning something like 'not up for debate' or '100% true'. Phrase preferrably used by girls and gays. Often used in combination with a particular hand movement as seen in the GIF, indicating there‘s no other way but death.

Girl 1: I love Nicki Minaj, she the queen of rap.
Girl 2: She woke up and chose facts, Top!
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Girl 1: Wow gurl, u so beautiful today, miss thinggg.
Girl 2: Top bitch!

by chanelgangsheet June 27, 2021

Top

The act in which you suck a guys dick

“Yoo dude she gave me top at the red light” “damnn man”

by Savannah 😋 September 9, 2021

Iri Kwstak Power Top disorder

An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).

-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.

by nightvbluez April 29, 2024

Dimension top

When you get such good head that you get sent into a different dimension.

Yo bro your mum gave me dimension top this morning, I just got back.

by datPussyHalaal June 9, 2021

Top-Hate

verb;
The highest form of hatred. Surpasses abhor.

Wow, because of you, I now have Hepatitis C, chlamydia, pubic lice, AND late-stage syphilis. I totally top-hate you right now.

by Devon Fisher December 14, 2006