get in my box

being receptive of sexual intercourse

Woman: Would you like to get in my box?
Man: Why of course.

by scathefire October 2, 2009

Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.

Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.



Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal

by John Jenjins March 9, 2009

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

by notapaki September 2, 2003

Suck my ass

This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!

Hater: You're so fugly!
You: Suck my ass bitch!!!

by yo chilllll September 14, 2014

fuck my life

When something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. If you don't want to take shit from your life anymore, you say "fuck my life."

Tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. On top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can't make. Also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. Tom is fed up with the shit that his life and luck has shat on him, so Tom said "Fuck my life."

by Wolves At My Door July 20, 2013

off my head

high on drugs or drink , out of it not really here

"i took so many painkillers i was off my head"

by da junkie July 28, 2006

Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011