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fat friend 

The obese/chubby friend of a hot male or female that can always miraculously keep them out of a relationship with you. The best thing to do with them is to friend them, then start a relationship up with your target. Afterward, do something that will cause the fat friend to split up with your lover, so that there will be no more of her/him.
Dave: My god man, that woman is soo hot. The things I'd do to her...
Jason: Good luck, man. Her fat friend always pulls her outta here before you can do anything.
fat friend by AdolescentWit June 21, 2009

fuck friend 

1. a friend who you have sex with
2. a friend whom you like less than your other friends
1. who's that your girl/boyfriend

no that's my fuck friend.

2. tom was busy tonight so i brought this fuck friend of mine.
fuck friend by TONEKNOWLEDGE44 January 19, 2009

best friend 

Best friend are the people in your life that you couldn't live with out. You tell them everything, and have no secrets between you. They always want to talk to you, and can talk about anything, or nothing. You ask them if they want to hang out with you, even though someone else already asked you. You will do anything for them. They can do a lot of stupid stuff, but you don't get mad at them, or at least, not for long. You know what they are thinking, just by their face, or the first few words of a sentence. You love them like a brother/sister.
I always call him when i want to do something because he is my best friend.
Even though my best friend wrecked my car, i did not get mad.
best friend by smallville22 February 1, 2008

best friend 

A friend that you are extremely close too that as soon as something bad happens you automatically dial their number. They understand what you say and dont judge you. You dont care if they steel you inside jokes or random words even if you do with other people. Normally, you can do anything around them or with them and not care what people think. (ie. look like lesbians)
Liz and i are best friends. We are very open with eachother about serious subjects and joking ones.
best friend by Taradoodle May 28, 2008

best friend 

if you're a girl, then it's a person that you can call "b!tch" or a person that you normally call "b!tch." It is a person that you are so close to that when you guys insult each other, you guys take it as a sign of love. You guys have no problem saying, "luv ya," or hugging. You guys call each other just to say hi, and you guys laugh at everything. You guys are major losers and dorks and you guys like it that way. You guys got major inside jokes, & can be completely honest with each other no matter what, and never hate on each other. You'll always be best friends and you think that everyone should envy that you have such a friend as <i>her</i>... BFF
"If I didn't have you as a best friend grlie, I would probably be lying in a ditch somewhere."
best friend by iTzViVi March 14, 2005

Casual friend 

A casual friend is a friend that you have casual sex with. It's not a relationship but late night or early morning booty calls are to be expected.
Look, I have a girlfriend, but you're hot, do you want to be my casual friend?