A 16 year old with a 7.3in cock
by Tochuksy March 16, 2022
damn you have a dragon slayer down there
by Mitкo November 24, 2024
by Sarcia26 September 29, 2021
The overarching lord of the sesh circle of mount doobie. Held by individuals that are inducted through trial of smoke with a contender. organised democratically by the elder beasts and their respective aspiring apprentices.
Jimmy was inducted as sesh dragon for the month of January
by Baiting Cult January 03, 2025
An individual that wakes up cranky, unsociable and irritated, taking their frustrations out on others.
My daughter knew she had to wake up early this morning for her doctor's appointment, instead she chose to stay on Tik Tok until 4am, waking up as a sleepless dragon!
by Creativelingo July 26, 2020
A chill yet a fearful hunter.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022
When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022