duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

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Get the duck periodsmug.

Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

by Douski May 8, 2023

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Get the Mucky duck footmug.

duck

the owners of all school in the tropicalness

king duck of all schools are koolio

by looney tooney March 20, 2023

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Get the duckmug.

Duck

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”

by Bigrockstar1119 July 13, 2018

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Get the Duckmug.

Duck

A stunning animal. The purest and most incredible animal every to visit our planet. The opposite of a goose.

Person 1: Looks like this is it. My life has deteriorated to nothing. I cant go on
Duck: quack
Person 1: You know what, youre right. Time to turn my life around. I love you Duck.

by DeletedUserAcc1728873 February 4, 2021

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