mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 09, 2021
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Yee-Haw Brain

noun

1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity

2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.

3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".

Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".

Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"

Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."

Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021
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Smol brain

Smol brain Yes
by Trefka i Monki December 03, 2020
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brain booger

when you have someone inside your brain that sneezes, your brain and size of head expand backwards in a way that you start looking like a pumpking head.
man i think someone sneezed inside your head, you might have a brain booger. That shit is whack.
by space trip January 30, 2018
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flying brain

This is a favorite trip toy of mine. One would take a single piece of newspaper, forming a ball with air in it and twist the bottom. Then, one light the twisted up part of the bottom and the ball will fill with hot air and rise. As it continues to burn, the ball, now the brain catches fire while floating high abovet and it looks like blood vessels in a brain pulsing with light. Pretty damn trippy!
When playing with with a flying brain, you should probably have some water close by dude......whoa man thats trippy!
by FloydianTrip July 04, 2010
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headache brain

When you act like an idiot either directly before or after a nasty headache.
“Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn
by Purslaypussy September 12, 2022
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