Lane Fucked

Lane fucked , is when you get into what you think is the fast lane, but the minute you enter the lane it suddenly stops. You change lanes, hoping to avoid the problem that caused the slowing, but again, your new lane suddenly stops and the previous lane starts moving again . You can be "Lane Fucked" over and over again.

Tom : I'm very sorry that I'm late for the meeting , I was repeatedly "Lane fucked" on the way to the office this morning.

Joe : I hear you, I was "Lane fucked " one time on the way to the airport and I missed my plane!

by Elmalevo December 3, 2010

fuck it into ya

The Irish equivalent of "bottoms up" or "down the hatch", used as a toast most commonly when drinking a distasteful alcoholic shot or when consuming oral drugs

Deidre hands Declan a Steve Slammer "Fuck it into ya!"

by Dave Grant May 8, 2008

fuck toe

When life gets you down, nothing brings a bigger smile to your face than switching up your curse words.

hey, fuck toe! you're in my way.

instead of using shit head, for fuck face.... use fuck toe.

by curseaway May 25, 2018

fuck youtp

When two people hate each other a whole lot, and it's common knowledge, so everyone just begins to "ship" it.

"Gosh, it's like they can't stop fighting."
"It's official, they're my fuck youtp."

by Prxblematic December 20, 2016

Fucked up

An expression used when emotions are majorly flipped to a negative and un-positive form. "Fucked up" is mostly used in emotional and unhappy situations caused by another person's decision or another person's unfortunate experience causing the other to feel upset and very sad. It could be used as an expression regarding trauma with bad experiences with people or events. Therefore, "Fucked up" is primarily used as an expression and/or emotion and feeling.

"Damn dude, saw Olivia today out at the mall with her friends, I can't move on from her man, I love her so much... she got me "Fucked up"...

by Youngboy Broke Again October 10, 2018

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.

Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it

by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015

Fuck this juice.

When you get really, really, super pissed at juice.

Dude1: Hey you want some juice d00d?
D00d2: Fuck this juice.

by TheMrGrafixable. August 13, 2015