Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.

My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

co-brother-in-law

Spouse's sibling's husband.

My co-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

grandaunt-in-law

1- Grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.

grandaunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

half-co-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 7, 2019