The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."

I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

by 4B16 April 28, 2011

South American Soup Bowl

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.

Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."

by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but even more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes that u only see in elf bar american gothic porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024

American Eagle

When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.

"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"

by 50_shades_of_love August 8, 2016

Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024