Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA

person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants

by baddiealert December 30, 2021

Butt some pants

To put on some pants

I need to butt some pants before I go outside

by Chiweenie July 25, 2023

Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

by GigglyPie January 22, 2009

scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.

She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.

by Snowplower March 24, 2017

clean up on isle my pants

me when I watch noel deyzels videos

couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on isle MY PANTS😂😂😂

by sp1cy_m3 November 19, 2023

pissy pants

A term of endearment for a woman who is so busy ruling the world she doesn't have time for bathroom breaks.

Person one: "Wow, it's amazing how much she can do in a day! "
Person 2: "Yes she's a real pissy pants"

by Dawn Alite July 19, 2016