The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.
"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
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My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
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A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.
She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.
It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.
She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.
She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.
A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.
A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.
She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.
It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.
She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.
She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.
A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.
A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
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1. The wife of one's grandparent's sibling's son.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
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