Michael Espinoza

short.

Michael Espinoza is short

by big_boy_chalupa February 19, 2021

Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023

Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.

Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.

by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018

Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Michael

Basically the most relatable fnaf character

low quality Gangnam style
Michael

by Toxicthewolf April 29, 2022

Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT

Michael Jordan is a really good basketball player

by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020

michael

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.

bro pulling a michael

i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.

by shortandround August 2, 2023