Facebookism

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.

That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.

by FaceBooger November 9, 2018

facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.

Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.

by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019

Facebook

See "Security Hole."

Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

Facebooker

A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Facebook Foolie

A lame-o that relies on facebook memes and culture as a comedy source.

Yo dude, did you see h3h3's new video on more facebook foolies?

by geouxx July 10, 2018

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.

“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”

by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018

facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like

oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty

by justjoking123 August 18, 2018