Vancouver hand job

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.

Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.

by Bane1717 August 4, 2016

Angry Hand Lincoln

When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.

After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.

by IroniMac December 14, 2014

hand sanitizer man

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

The Nebraska Hand-Truck

The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.

FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.

by Flickes October 22, 2018

Mr Helping Hands

Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.

1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.

2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.

by Imtiredoftypingnow June 29, 2018

Left hand scan

Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.

Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."

Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"

Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

hands made of dust

Most hockey players use this when their chirping other players. It means they can't handle/ shoot the puck

Jake: you see this kid No. 75 he's got hands made of dust

Adam: ya If he had an open net and brakeaway he still couldn't score!

by Damnhockey November 17, 2014