Pussy Monkey

When a female is attracted to a vertically endowed male

He was so fine and tall I wanted to climb him like a pussy monkey

by colderthaniceland April 7, 2023

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)

Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"

by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023

discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.

"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."

by umbrellawithbangsthatplaysdnd August 22, 2023

Sigma Monkey

An Attention Craver Who will do anything to be acknowledged and even noticed.

Jen: LOOK AT ME PLEASE!

Bob: That's some Sigma Monkey Behavior.

by srx_man September 17, 2023

Monkey Mode

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner

Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?

by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023