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lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".
A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.
by Turd Bard October 10, 2014
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Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!
Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!
by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
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Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.
Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.
by Riles Morales March 26, 2023
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House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife
I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse
by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021
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Byham House

A boarding house. A place of all emotions. Somewhere you can find happiness, sadness, anger, joy, confusion, and frustration. Somewhere you and your housemates will love and hate being all at the same time. Some of the best and oddest memories will occur here.
Person 1: God, I love living in the Byham House!

Person 2: What are you talking about!? It's a living hell!

Person 3: eh, its not that bad. I'm having fun!
by man who knows 1234 June 14, 2013
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same party, different house

the idea that sex is just sex, despite who it is with.

party being sex, house being the person you've had/are planning to have sex with
“yeah she’s alright, her mates ugly but i’ll have her. same party, different house innit
by kennydicktionary June 23, 2024
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House of Pain

A little past supper-time
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?
Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.
by Death Menace June 13, 2023
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