back burner guy

The guy you strung along in case you break up with your first choice

Jen always has John as her back burner guy in case she breaks up with David. back burner girl guy on the side fuckbuddy

by Alice326 June 3, 2016

Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.

Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021

Bad-guy aim

The trope in every action movie by which the villains, often highly trained soldiers, mercenaries, and hitmen launch an arsenal of every weapon known to man, yet can barely nick our hero or heroine with anything more serious than a flesh wound.

Often paired with the Good-Guy Bullseye, which Our Hero/Heroine uses to bring down a spaceship or aircraft carrier with a single, blindfolded shot from a pea-shooter.

Black Widow saved the day because the Russian hit squad had Bad-Guy Aim, allowing her to destroy the Kremlin by throwing a paper plane at it.

by burnt sox July 30, 2023

mr. english guy

What Jacob Kawalski calls soon to be best friend Newt Scammander.

Mr. English Guy I think your egg is hatching.

by Potshop Studios March 19, 2017

nameless falling guy

VERY VERY CRAIG AND CRING PERSO N IN FGAPI THAT GETS RATIOD EVERYDAY , nfg x pek real
+ caeo cring and + dora dora rratio

hello it is me nameless falling guy / nfg !!!!!1 what the frick you are nfg? you do know thats cring

by anonymous October 11, 2021

squishy guy titi

A person who’s a male and has gyno/man boobs and potentially has cheesy leakage from within the nipples.

ME: Damn ur tits are cheesy af foo
Man: Well I’ve been doing steroids lately and I have gyno

Me: well u should call urself squishy guy titi cuz ur tatas are magnificent.

by I’m Cool and Fart Alot March 22, 2021

gay guy headquarters

The Gay Guy Headquarters is where most homosexual men go and live freely. There are many headquarters all around the world with different leaders.

Person 1 Your gay too? Person 2 yeah I'm about to head to the gay guy headquarters to meet the leader joey.

by XiSoulSniperiX August 1, 2020