Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

Pie

A very wealthy, upper-class person. Can be a male or female. Males are mainly always dressed in button-downs followed by a cashmere sweater vest and prada shoes, Females can be seen wearing fur vests and Jimmy-Choos. They have no regard for people around them just primarily their blackberrys and IPhone 4S's. They mostly always have shit looks on their faces and will growl at you if you cut them in line at Starbucks for their daily Triple Grande Espresso, or cut them off in the parking lot at Bagels-4-U.

Person 1: Bro, do you see his shoes?
Person 2: PRADA!? Dude, pie.

by NathyLight November 13, 2011

Pie

A Northern Slang phrase for to be ignored. Usually referring to when someone sees your message but doesn't respond

She pied me!
You got pied!
I going to pie them

by Scott22922 September 1, 2019

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

Bombay-pie

When you butt fuck someone after an evening of questionable tandoori cuisine, specifically extra spicy and greasy curry, and cum in the anus. The expected result is an anal cream pie, diarrhoea and ring sting combo for the receiver. Bonus points if the giver shits themselves as well.

I took the missus to Raj’s, went heavy on the cobras and took her home for a Bombay-pie. I chundered.

by yourafaggotharry!! May 27, 2022

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021

baked into a pie

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017