canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
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Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise
Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.
by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022
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neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub April 19, 2016
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Potato Puss

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!
"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 08, 2023
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goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus
“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous
by Nova Xenon Boii January 07, 2018
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Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .
As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.
by Chris Shannon dss October 07, 2023
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