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dick-fold

A "dick-fold" (n) is a person who wrongly assumes he is superior to others, and thus tends to be unbearably arrogant and self-regarding, treating colleagues, employees, and companions with contempt.

The term is most often used to describe a person in a position of power; an employer.

It derives from the name of the former CEO of Lehamnn Brothers, Dick Fuld, a man famous for his bloated ego, whose hubris led to the collapse of the fourth largest investment bank in the USA, triggering a global recession in 2008.
Example 1:
"Our new boss has installed a private elevator so that he doesn't have to inadvertently bump into us whilst at work. He's such a dick-fold."

Example 2:
"My supervisor said he didn't have time to meet me because he had 'better things to do' - the dick-fold."
by Arshad GGR February 10, 2012
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dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011
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Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.
Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!
by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011
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Ball or Dick

A game where a guy pins down a girl and exposes a small amount of gential flesh out of his boxer window and asks her if she can tell if its ball or dick.
How was your date?

It only lasted ten minutes, I tried to play ball or dick.

Whaddabitchh...
by femalecats November 13, 2011
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Butterfly Dick

1.

When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.

2.

When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.

3.
It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.
Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”

Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”
by Fckkain December 27, 2020
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dick joke

1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website
"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.
by Meem Mahn January 15, 2021
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Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human
WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!
by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021
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