Bean Funk

Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans

Bro looks like he has the bean funk.

by Anon.y.nona June 13, 2024

Hiding the bean

Girls masturbating until they cum and make a mess in the bed.

"I was hiding the bean yesterday, it was SO good"

by Jamal.monkey September 22, 2025

Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.

Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?

by Epicman73 September 11, 2023

Bean Boppin' Bitch

A bean boppin' bitch is a Latino woman who is employed as a personal chef in someone's home (typically preparing meals involving beans); however, on the side, she enjoys engaging in sexual activities with her employers or other people in the house.

"Dude, my bean boppin' bitch gave me a blow job under the table right after she served my family the meal... it was great head along with great food."

by bandzamakeherdance69 May 31, 2014

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by zer0a February 15, 2022

Sex beans

Another name for balls, nuts, testicles etc...

She kicked me right in my sex beans!

by Spiffy216 May 31, 2018

Beans

Beans is a short brown mexican girl. Shes alwasy very hungry and asks for food all the time, a bit of a whore, she has so many crystals bro is a witch at this point. Bro is the backup for love and for friendship, very short tempered, and sensative.

"wsg beans"
"stfu ur ugly"
"damn beans is a bitch"

by Venus of the Stars September 27, 2023