hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 08, 2021

Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 03, 2024

Hair transplantation

Mahesh Babu is the only Tier 2 hero in TFI did hair transplantation to cover up his Batta Thala...
His Batta Thala got leaked in some photos. But mabbu fans cover them as morphed.
So don't give attention to Pilla Mabbus.

Mahesh babu hair transplantation

by Anonymusk June 13, 2021

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons December 25, 2017

Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

He Likes Deez Nuts And Is A RED HAIRED KAREN

Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

by NotPokfan June 28, 2023

Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 23, 2018