theoretical bear

Not the bear everyone needs them to be

Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear

by Uptrash November 19, 2017

bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.

Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.

by July 28, 2024

Bulgarian Brown Bear

When you're piping a girl and pull her hair as an orgasm occurs so she appears to stand on op much like a bear.

"Yeah, I gave Jane that Bulgarian Brown Bear"

by John H. Dictionary January 03, 2025

Chugging Bears

The act of giving oral to a bear

Dude, I was chugging bears last night!

by Bear Chug April 28, 2011

damn bear

a phrase commonly used by austin trevizo. what does it mean? idk. when you say this use a cowboy southern accent tho

“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”

by iminlovewithanthonyramos July 01, 2021

damn bear

when you punch a hole in the wall and then blame your issues on turning your emotions off

“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”

by iminlovewithanthonyramos July 01, 2021

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 21, 2021