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Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024
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Leaky-poo

A type of dog that eats poop
That dog is a nasty little leaky-poo
by Love_my_words September 17, 2020
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poo

brown or even other coloured sloppy stuff that comes out your bum.
child: mum i pooed...

mum: shut up!
by mynameischikychikychikychiky September 29, 2022
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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Poo ass

When somebody calls u at a dinner 20 or more times and at late night when ur tryna talk to hoes
A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck
by Def king December 8, 2020
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Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 24, 2022
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Poo-nami

Poo-nami
(noun)

That heart-stopping moment when a rogue turd is already floating, the toilet is clogged, and you know the next plunge will either save the day or unleash a catastrophic overflow of brown poo water onto the bathroom floor.
Staring down the floating log while the water crept higher, I realized one wrong plunge would trigger the bathroom apocalypse — a full-on poo-nami
by butch8069 October 3, 2025
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