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czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.
Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.
by Theshittiest April 4, 2023
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bare hand barbarian

1. A Dude that beats his cock dry.
“Dude we ran out of lotion I guess were going to have to be bare hand barbariana”
by SuperJetSet December 4, 2022
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left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022
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The Nebraska Hand-Truck

The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.
FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.
by Flickes October 22, 2018
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well to do hands

When you have a micro penis and your hands have to make up the slack.
Cousins had a little dick, but his well to do hands made up for his lack in penile size.
by bdizzledotcom August 25, 2017
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second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid
Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid
by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017
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Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018
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