Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

kitty bird

cat and bird

hi kitty bird!

by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021

bird

a single cigarette you are attempting to bum off somone.

hey let me get one of those birds man. Can i get a bird.

by Luke H.. September 1, 2009

Birds

A top tier beautiful girl.

Did y’all see Johnny last night will all his birds?

by JohnnyOnTheBeat April 17, 2022

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Bird Boppin'

The act of repeatedly tapping your bird (usually a budgie) on the head until (s)he becomes extremely annoyed and/or aggravated.

1: I was totally bird boppin' tweet a few minutes ago.
2: LOL! she must have been pissed
1: yeah, she almost bit me.

by burdbawp February 15, 2010