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Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person
by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023
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Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.
Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"
by Kaplinn May 17, 2023
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discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.
"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."
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Sigma Monkey

An Attention Craver Who will do anything to be acknowledged and even noticed.
Jen: LOOK AT ME PLEASE!

Bob: That's some Sigma Monkey Behavior.
by srx_man September 17, 2023
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Monkey Mode

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner
Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?
by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023
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Throw this monkey

To partake in the act of throwing some ass
Aka twerking
Lena: girl they done closed the coconut, now I gotta throw this monkey somewhere else
by In your dreams September 28, 2023
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nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs
I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog
by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023
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