Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.

"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."

by umbrellawithbangsthatplaysdnd August 22, 2023

Sigma Monkey

An Attention Craver Who will do anything to be acknowledged and even noticed.

Jen: LOOK AT ME PLEASE!

Bob: That's some Sigma Monkey Behavior.

by srx_man September 17, 2023

Monkey Mode

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner

Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?

by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023

Throw this monkey

To partake in the act of throwing some ass
Aka twerking

Lena: girl they done closed the coconut, now I gotta throw this monkey somewhere else

by In your dreams September 28, 2023

nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023