bro-mantic comedy

a comedy where two men share their love for each other in a totally non-gay way.

Hey, have you seen 'Superbad'?" It's the best bro-mantic comedy ever.

by dr_roxxo September 29, 2010

Motor bro-ting

The action of motor boating a bro’s balls

Jim: yo bro this girl I was with was super freaky she motor boated my balls
Nick: oh you mean she did you a motor bro-ting, my dude
Jim: what?

Nick: what.

by Motor bro January 27, 2020

Bro Code #88

Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job

My bro never held up to said bro code #88.

by Mr.Wendigo June 6, 2018

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

it's every way bro

Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"

It's every way bro:

"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017

Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

Bros icing hos

The act of ejaculating onto a girl in a situation when she least expects it.

Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!

by thedudester August 2, 2010