by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
I ate my dead cat
by help my dead cat $@) June 03, 2021
"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."
by TKMG March 08, 2024
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
by Desklamped June 14, 2023