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butt hurt

This emotion usually stems from an unfounded sensitivity to a superficial prank, joke, or durogatory statement. It's most hilarious uses are on highly religious or homophobic people since it also implicates the hyper-sensitive person as being a big Mo if male, or an anal-receiving Sperm Sponge if female.
I don't know why Tom Cruise got so butt hurt about that in the closet episode on South Park when he probably owns his own astro-glide production plant to keep up with the amount of anal lube he goes through.
by Narcolepticjay September 5, 2006
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Poo Butt

n. A condition characterized by itching and discomfort of the anus resulting approximately 30 minutes after a less than satisfactory wipe job.
I hate to take a dump at the gym because the toilet paper is terrible and I always end up with poo butt.
by Intergurls December 23, 2008
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Poop Butt

The kind of ass that looks very soggy in pants or jeans. Looks that the woman has taken a poo poo in her jeans or that her entire ass is made of soggy poo poo.
Oh, look over there, baby has got a poop butt.

I liked her, but did you see her ass, its fat and she has a poop butt.
by Rod Bernstein October 19, 2004
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Butt Bumping

The act of sticking ectasy pills up you butt hole and squeezing your ass cheeks together as they dissolve. Yes, slightly disturbing, but will get you considerably higher off the E.
Mandy says butt bumping is only acceptable when all you can afford is one pill.
by OrangePuma June 16, 2009
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butt lift

when a girl lifts her butt off the bed or floor and raises her pelvis in the air allowing you to undress her.
Everything was going perfect and then she gave me the butt lift and let me take her pants off.
by lil fucker July 6, 2005
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butt food

A type of food that gives you the same nutritional value had you shoved it up your ass.
Hey, what say we hit Whitey's for lunch?

No way, that's butt food! I can't take it anymore.
by jim6572 December 20, 2006
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butt stabber

A homosexual male. Someone who likes to "stab" another up the butt.
by DJDave February 9, 2007
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