Monkey Mode

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner

Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?

by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023

Throw this monkey

To partake in the act of throwing some ass
Aka twerking

Lena: girl they done closed the coconut, now I gotta throw this monkey somewhere else

by In your dreams September 28, 2023

nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)

Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"

by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023

Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.

Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!

by Qing bao October 16, 2019

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020