Logan maxing

To shit in an apartment floor in the middle of the night

I woke up for a midnight snack to find that my dog was logan maxing

by Darkening m’coon December 5, 2025

loganitis

the feeling when you miss a guy named logan

She has a bad case of loganitis

by izzuuu December 8, 2025

Logan

Logan is a nice person who annoys people often but has good intentions. He has an amazing girlfriend. He also often falls for people named Abby

Abby: Wow is that Logan?
Person 1: Yes thats him
Abby: Tell him to go away he was obsessed with me
Person 1:Yeah but he has a girlfriend

by Logan’s best man January 5, 2026

Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole

1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins

by Mike,Renee,Nicole January 8, 2009

Belly Logic

where two people in completely seperate countries are thinking about exactly the same thing, or are thinking on the same lines but incompletely different places

two people are chatting on MSN, and they both think of the same thing at teh same time.

eg.
Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
some of the notes are just abit too high!

GEEKS ARE THE NEW COOL!!! says:
oo strugglin wit the high notes

Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
belly logic!

by Mr Man1 March 30, 2008

Spiegelian Logic

Named for computer science professor and all around cool guy, Dr. Daniel Spiegel, it is the principle in computer science education stating that if something is written, circled, underlined, or otherwise emphasized in the color red, then it is considered to be incorrect within the context of teaching at the time and may never be questioned, lest the questioner be unequivocally annihilated by said cool guy.

"Why is this wrong?" - Dr. Spiegel
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague

by Andy Breisch April 2, 2008

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008